DIRTY
LAUNDRY
coin
The meme coin about the privacy coin everyone swears they only use for privacy.
As heard in every compliance meeting
The regulators agree.
"Monero is the money launderer's favorite coin."
"We can't trace it. We tried."
"It's for privacy. Obviously."
/ˈdɜr·ti ˈlɔn·dri kɔɪn/ · noun
Dirty Laundry
Coin
A meme coin honoring the privacy coin that crime reporters can't stop writing about.
◆ Inspired by Monero, the coin that hides who paid whom, and how much.
◆ We hide nothing. There's nothing to hide. There's nothing at all.
◆ Darks, delicates and dirty money: please wash separately.
LAUNDRYnomics
Every number on this page has been washed twice.
Total Supply
∞
Nobody can check anyway.
Traceability
0%
Saw nothing. Heard nothing.
Wash Temp
40°
Cold water keeps the colors and the secrets.
Ring Size
16
Monero hides each payment among 15 decoys. We hide nothing among nothing.
Whitepaper
404
Fell out of a pocket in the wash.
Audits
N/A
The auditor is in the dryer.
The Competition
Every other coin
is airing its dirty laundry.
Bitcoin? Every payment sits on a public record forever. Ethereum? Same, with extra steps. Monero? Hides who paid whom, which is why exchanges keep kicking it out and crime headlines keep bringing it up.
Dirty Laundry Coin is the cleanest of them all. Nothing goes in, so nothing comes out.
Dirty Laundry Q&A
Is this a money laundering coin?+
No. It's a meme coin about one. The only thing we wash is socks.
Is this Monero?+
No. Monero is a real privacy coin. We're a joke about it, with a washing machine.
Why is Monero tied to money laundering?+
Its payments hide the sender, the receiver and the amount. Privacy fans love that. So do people with very dirty laundry.
Is this a good investment?+
No. Keep your money away from this coin, like whites away from reds.
Who is the team?+
One guy. He's folding towels. Don't ask about the cat.
Ready to air out
your dirty laundry?
Join thousands of bagholders on the spin cycle. No promises. No refunds. Tumble dry low.
Not financial advice. Not legal advice. Definitely not a money laundering service.